The Official Free Felheart Contest Entries

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Character Name:
Reason Why you think you deserve Felheart Bracers:


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[Ulkalar]

My Character: Ulkalar

I'm actually doin this for a friend...he doesn't know though.

His Char: Checuervo


basically i feel if i feed him 1337 items he will quit bitching about taxi-ing me around :P he is a 60 lock and if required he WILL cyber anyone and everyone in your guild for said goodies :)

*humps*

[Poisonheart]

Character Name: Poisonheart

Reason:

I am the worst warlock in the world at PvP. Those of you who have had the fortune to face me in the Battlegrounds have undoubtedly noticed this, and undoubtedly, you have killed me. My feeble bony undead hide has been struck down by all races, all classes, and most Alterac Valley NPCs. Despite this sad display, I consistently manage to convince myself that if I only had a better gear, perhaps the next encounter would be different. To this end, I humbly ask that I be given the coveted Felheart Bracers. Not only will I feel better about myself until my next Arathi Basin pickup game, but you, and the Alliance as a whole, will reap the joys of knowing that there is at least one epic-wearing warlock out there that you can kill with minimal effort.

Not a good enough deal? Then to sweeten the pot, I vow that one week from recieving the Bracers, at 10PM server time, if I am lucky enough to recieve them, I will mount up on my Dreadsteed and ride proudly onto the bridge at Stormwind, wearing only the Bracers, and allow you and all others to repeatedly farm honor from my incompetant character. I will do this as long as people find it entertaining, so be sure you get a good seat. It's bound to be a great show. Thank you for your consideration.

[Sniperwolf]

Character Name: Saedorn/Kevasha

Reason: I have a really good friend of mine horde side, a new lvl60 warlock by the name of Julip. She is honestly the nicest person I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. She spends hours each day online may of them helping various guild members in one way or another and has bent herself over backwards to help guild mates with anything and everything they have asked from taking peoples alts through WC and lower instances, to doing ST more times than any one person should ever have to. Sarah however never seems to have any luck with getting her set pieces to drop (seen her do too many runs and walk away empty handed) and i guess i would really like to surprise her with an early christmas gift of sorts and this i guess seemed like a really good option.

Thanks for your time :)

Your friendly neighbourhood Shaman

Saedorn

[Soren]

NAME: Soren

REASON: I need epics to impress my succubus. You see, my succubus, she is attracted to all things purple, and since I'm currently not clad in ANY epics whatsoever - though I have tried, oh lord, how I have tried - I just can't get an epic. Therefore, whenever I try to summon Hellith (my succubus, for those not keeping score), she takes my shard and doesn't summon. So please, show mercy on a lonely warlock. I dread I may never see her suduction again... /sob

[Ankah]

While i already have Some of my Fellheart ( Including Bracer's )

i'd like to nominate Chainz of the Horde Side " Bane " to recieve them, he has proved to be a Verry Good Teammate in MC, "Stoning" the priest when nessisary, DOT'ing, HealthStoneing, and even stayd during a Full day of Garr wipes even though we didnt have enough Lock's / Priest's to take him down and knew we wern't goign to clear him but did it anyway to see what worked and what didnt.

Because the Bracer's are trash drop and we havent been getting much Warlock Drop's ( about 4 total in over a month 1 Belt Droped )it will be a while before he has a chance to get them, and he then has to compete with other Bane Lock's who attend even though he has been to all MC run's if i remember correctly with no complaint's about loot as far as i know.

Chainz ( Bane ) is one of the Few im Glad to Call Fellow Warlock


Ankah
Horde Warlock of Doomhammer
Legion Of Hellstorm

[Danger]

To start with, I’m not a Warlock, I am writing this on behalf of my Warlock friend.

His name is Soultemper and he is very delightfully evil as warlocks usually are :twisted: . He just recently got his epic mount and spends his time riding around drunk all the time. The most common message you will see from him is.

Soultemper looks completely smashed!

We were in MC the other day and he gave me some of his spare booze to pass the time. 40 jugs of bourbon to be exact. That’s a lot to be carrying around to be extra. He must have had his bags filled with it. Part way through, I’m trying to keep up with his drinking, he asks me. “Are you done with thoshe jugsh yet? I’m out!….hic”.

So far all he is coming across as is a drunk. But an evil drunk nonetheless.

He frequently drags me along to slaughter the deadmines with him. He laughs maniacally the entire time as he runs around hell firing anything he can, I struggle to keep him alive.

He usually runs around and kills any horde quest NPC’s he can find, and even a few alliance if he’s in the mood for death and wanton destruction.

One day we were dueling outside of Gnomeragan in about our 40’s or so. The jerk likes to fear me, so late in the match he throws out his typical fear, runs me through a group of 3 or 4 leper gnomes and then finishes off the duel. With 1hp left, the damn leper gnomes killed me. He spent the rest of the week reminding me “Remember when you got killed by leper gnomes?”.

As you read this you are probably wondering why I would stick up for him. “What a jerk” you are probably thinking. Well, the truth is. He has a little “friend” who is always seducing me, and I love it! This is just my way to repay him.


(In all seriousness he would never ask for something, and always gives. He would probably not even accept them without some persuasion.)

Great idea Rar I salute you. Good luck to all the entrants!

[chimera]

Character Name: Chimera
Reason Why you think you deserve Felheart Bracers: Asmo is noob.


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[Speedious]

Dandrina 60 Warlock

So I can WTFPWN wreck n00bs like Asmo!
U R Homosexual...

[Jadefire]

Rydia 60 Warlock- The blowjob with green handlebars herself :)

I want these to show the "my penis is bigger than yours" crap people that I automaticly win. And no mater what you say my flaming horse with the horns coming out of it's ass is bigger. And I will do my best to show how much of a barbie loving noob asmo is. But I must have these to keep my zergling from suggesting that I go psycho and start slaughtering chickens. If I don't give them to apease them to his twinky wiener sandwhich god the wow servers will never come up again!!! Please help me!!!
Fear the Midget
P.S. Asmo loves the rod because he stole my $150 vibrator

[RandomNoob]

I have decided to remain a random character as to not have any favoritism/hatred shown towards me and vice versa.

One time I was OMGWTFBBQ Lazer gunning Asmo in the face *PEWPEW* And he said, "Where are your epix?" Now I told you this story to open up another story.

Once upon a time there was this scrub ass baseball team called the Red Sox. I was at fenway park and this tall ugly looking druid guy named Dyermaker came up to me and was all like, "I own your face nub, take off that training bra." And I was all like, "ZOMG a Bostonian that denys it!!." And then he was all, "Im not from boston you bastard," but I knew he was cause he talked like one and had a shirt that read, "I Give Pedro Martinez Head on the Weekdays." So anyways he was like, "I dont like you cause you aren't from around hear and you are wearing plaid pants, I fucking ahte plaid." So after that he procceded to mug me for my pants. But they wheren't plaid! They were felheart and the bastard just came out and took them!!! After I lay on the ground half unconscience I swear I saw him go into the stall with Jorge Posada and procede to conduct lewd acticity. Then I passed out.

So that is where my pants went.

Now not to long after I was walking through the Australian outback. I was walking around and this skinny redneck, Steve Erwin guy was wrestling a Dingo. Well it wasn't Steve, but damn close. We all know that every Australian looks like/talks like Mr. Erwin and they all love Fosters. Well anyways I was just walking around and this Erwin looking guy started to talk shit. He said his name was Briareos. I was like, ZOMG MOUSE BATTERIES!!! I know you! Your that Rar hunter!!! He was like ZOMG I AM!!! So anyways we went to the outback steak house and we started eating some Onion Bluffs or wtv they are and he was like ZOMG I need to go bio! And I was like ZOMG me too!! (We had sooo much in common) So anyways he was like lets go. Luckily there weere two stalls, we got down to pooping, and started playing battleshits! It was fun, But in the end Briar told me.."Hey man.. I am out of TP." Unfortunatly I had just used my last square on myself or I would have shared. But anyways I was like well, your cool, wipe your ass with this. And I handed him my Felheart Belt.

So now you see I am missing my belt and my pants due to Rar members!

Those are all the epix I ever had, I almost had a pair of shoulders but then a midget named Xiim took them and neer gave them back then he said haha noob, im ranked number 4, and I was like im 3 bitch and he was all like, I will prawn you. ZOMG Cpt. JonLuc Picard is at my house I gtg....



















Ok I am back, that was awesome him and a wookie from Nebular-9 just came to drop off some Zorgonites. Anyways where was I. Oh yeah, well I love the guild Rar. And to answer Asmo's last question about where my epixs where. They are gone!! I lost emm. So if I got some maybe I could zomg pwn your PEWPEW Circus looking face. Gah.... more interuptions.






That was Stiers. Remember that paladin with the very very very very very very very very, ZOMG like very very very very very very BABY like O'RLY Penis? HAHA Good times, that fucker had owning sheep in the ass. He ordered a pair of Velcrow gloves from me cause they kept trying to escape! I know they are tricky like that!

So anyways, I feel that I don't deserve these bracers at all, in fact I would probably donate them back to you for, "The Sharding," NOT REALLY!!!! I would toss +healing enchant on them and funnel heal my Succubus as I drain her life with my Rod.. wink wink, you know what I'm talking about Jaesty. BTW Kare is the hawtest worlock in the world, she came over the other night and we like PEW PEW Lazergun, scotty go home!! I pulled out my voidwalker and we had a duel of epic proportions. If ya catch my drift.....It was like 2 minuetes. Crygar taut me how to last like that. Then I went AFK until "The Wheel" came on. Im eating a bagle right now excuse me for my taco.

I have a cat named Dog. He is badass, I wish he was a dog, but dogs smell funny. Anyways, thanks for your time, if you need to contact me just reach me in game, till then I will post a picture of this awesome ass crit I got on a warrior last night.

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ENJOY!!!!

[Criz]

Hi, my name is Criz and I'm here to tell you why I = BEST CHOICE for the bracers. . .

I am (no lie) a blackbelt ninja (not the bad kind in game . . . but a real-life killing machine). THIS IS NO JOKE. Chuck Norris and I prawn n00bz ALL the time. Want proof? The attached photo was taken just yesterday as Chuck and I posed for the New york times after stopping an international drug smuggling ring from selling crack to the children . . .


So there you have it . . . Chuck norris thinks I'm a stud, and nobody fucks with chuck (or he'll drop out of the sky from a ROFLCOPTER on LOLERSKATES and kill you)

Remember: If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris. . . you may be only seconds away from death.

[Sattva]

Sattva was a warlock gnome,
Who was often away from home;
He casually played the game,
So his armor was lame,
He hoped this was not well-known.

He wondered what gear he could get,
He chose the Blue PVP set;
He looked at the listing,
But bracers were missing,
Thus, he continued to fret.

He's heard Molten Core is hard,
With Ragnaros, Golemagg, and Garr;
Using Succubus or Imp,
This gnome would be pimp,
With bracers donated by Rar.

[Malhavik]

Malhavik 60 warlock Drunken Horde

Just think next time we have that WoW LAN BBQ in Utah the guys I met from Rar can be music to my ears in BG when they get nuked and scream "Damn we helped gear him!" I was the only horde guy last time in about 30 alliance Drahzar 60 rogue at the time. And then promply get jumped. :twisted:

[CheCuervo]

Player name: CheCuervo

I, the lowly Che Cuervo, lay my withered and rotting body at your collective feet, mighty Rar so that I may prove myself deserving of the incredible treasure you offer. Why should a member of the Horde, your sworn enemy, deserve such a gift? Let me tell you my tale....

A terrible plague took my life and forced me into this never-ending undeath, but I have never forgotten my human friends and the Alliance that they joined. While I may never be accepted within your cities’ great walls without raising the ire of your guards, I do my part to help the Alliance from within the Hordish ranks. My feats are small, but they are effective:

- I have single handedly lit every candle in Black Fathom Deeps, unleashing upon my party a fury of enemies they could not overcome without five trips from the graveyard ... and my lord, is that long a trip.

- I have tab-selected and attacked many unsuspecting mobs, drawing them in to wipe my party time and time again.

- I have placed my demon on defensive upon facing the great Baron of Stratholme, and watched in glee as it attack him without warning. Unprepared, all the party was quickly slaughtered. On my next trip, I warned a fellow warlock to put his demon on defensive all well, lest we all wipe. Many joyous deaths commenced...

- I don't think Paladins are the worst class in the game.

- I have helped a Night Elf hunter tame a Horde-only pet in Winterspring, and cackled as it hunted down my "comrades" in Alterac Valley.

- I need fud and water, feed famry!!11!

- In the upper reaches of Blackrock Spire, I have watched the general ignore hunters' distraction time and again, returning to slaughter our raid in the back. Berated as n00bs, these hunters apologized profusely as I laughed and waited for my Curse of Doom cooldown to end.

- I have pulled mobs while the priest is out of mana, and the tank is giving the mid-instance damage reports.

- I loot corpses mid-battle.

- I have cast Curse of Doom on party members that have been Mind Controlled. I have watched them die long after the fighting is over, often blaming "lag death." (Seriously, it's freakin hilarious!)

By these methods and many others, I have brought about the death and dismay of countless Orcs, Trolls, Tauren, and other Undead. Their blood I lay before you, mighty Rar, an offering to one of the greatest guilds in this world, this World of Warcraft. Alas, I have a little hope of attaining the gift you offer on my own. I can only travel these lands 10 minutes a night (yeah I did UBRS in 10 minutes ... big whoop, wanna fight about it?), and the Gods may never give us “casual players” the epics and legendaries we so deserve! I know you feel me!

I just hope that my offering is deemed worthy...

Che Cuervo
Lvl 60 Undead Warlock
Power to the People. Tequila for All!

P.S. Ulkalar does not lie. I have l337 cyb0rz sk1llz. No teeth, no bottom jaw ... just think about that one! Look at the attachment...

[Grievous]

Character Name: Grievous
Reason Why you think you deserve Felheart Bracers:
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/167/454_Alyssa%20Milano%20String%20Tanga.jpg

Ass for Epix plz?

Griev

[Moopessa]

I am posting on behalf of my guildmate, Enduhra.

Not only is he evil in game and in real life (as warlocks should be), he seriously needs help to stop him from dying at the hands of own pet!

The funniest site I have seen in game was the day he summoned his infernal for the first time. That thing kicked his ass so fast I had tears in my eyes from laughing. You think that is bad? You should hear what the imp did to him the next day...Enduhra needs better gear so that he can actually control his pets!

Please consider Enduhra for the bracers. Although he will not cyber you- maybe the succubus will hook you up...

Moopessa

[Zatsiram]

My Character: Ulkalar

I'm actually doin this for a friend...he doesn't know though.

His Char: Checuervo


basically i feel if i feed him 1337 items he will quit bitching about taxi-ing me around :P he is a 60 lock and if required he WILL cyber anyone and everyone in your guild for said goodies :)

*humps*

I think I'll show them the screen shot to prove this! SRY CHE! I HOPE YOU WIN BECAUSE OF THIS! Remember I made you your own TS chan!

http://jdm.spotsy.com/images/wow/checyber.jpg

That was for a Pristine Hide of the Beast. Imagine what he would do for the bracers. ;)

Lol. CHE FTW!!!!!!!!

[Wizzard]

Well for those that have ever played with pestty you know that he is an annoying midget, but he is loveable. Now as neither of us had any of our epic gear as we have been trying to help on our guild, he was manageable. Unfortunatly he got a piece of his Giantstalker gear the other night and now I will have to kill him as he keeps linking me the piece with a little happy face. I know where he lives and he is little so I could step on him, but I would prefer not have to deal with the hassle. So for God sake contribute to the save the pestty fund so I have something to link back. :)

Wizzard

P.S. If I don't win I vote for the girl above :)

[Rosko]

Character Name = Rosko

Honestly I really can’t think of a witty way to come up with a reason why I would deserve the Felheart bracers above anyone else. I am just an old school Warlock from Day 1 hour 1 on this server but have never gotten the chance to be able to obtain these bracers. I have always been in small guilds that haven’t done the core until recently.


But oh well, congrats to whoever you choose and this is a great server gesture on your part.

Rosko

[Miro]

My Character: Ulkalar

I'm actually doin this for a friend...he doesn't know though.

His Char: Checuervo


basically i feel if i feed him 1337 items he will quit bitching about taxi-ing me around :P he is a 60 lock and if required he WILL cyber anyone and everyone in your guild for said goodies :)

*humps*

I think I'll show them the screen shot to prove this! SRY CHE! I HOPE YOU WIN BECAUSE OF THIS! Remember I made you your own TS chan!

http://jdm.spotsy.com/images/wow/checyber.jpg

That was for a Pristine Hide of the Beast. Imagine what he would do for the bracers. ;)

Lol. CHE FTW!!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA omg holy shit...hahahaha wow...amazing. simply amazing.

[taslov]

I am doing this for my wife her warlock is Rita and my main is Taslov

One point before you start reading it is that I decided the best way to be creative is just to tell the truth about why i feel Rita deserves them.

I believe she deserves the bracers due to the fact that even though she loves the game as much as i do, she gives up her chance of palying (we share an account) anytime I come home and want to play. The game was bought to help me deal with PTSD due to my service durning Desert Storm but she has come to enjoy it as much as i do. She has sacrificed her gaming expierience to allow me to use the game for its intended desire and we hope to eventually purchase a second asccount and split the characters when blizzard allows but until then she will not be able to do many high end raids and will have very limited chances to get pieces of the felheart set. I figure any woman that has put up being married to a vet for 10 years and raised and adopted my handicapped daughter deserves to be rewarded from time to time. She is my rock and I would love to show her my appreciation in even a small way by helping her get a epic piece that she may otherwise not get for quite sometime.

Thanks for taking the time to read and one final note if you give them to Rita itis quite possible that you will be responsible for a combat vet getting lucky on that particualr night. So do your part to support the war effort, show your patriotism and put a smile on my face for at least one night.

TommyRay

[Darkcreation]

If he gets a piece for being a vet do I get a piece for being the Vet? Oh and I guess the bracers would be a bonus but a piece would be better.

[Mod]

Stay tuned the winners will be announced shortly. We are in the process of voting on the winners.