Level 5 Paladin - Notkommi

[Kommisar]

Name: Notkommi
Class: Paladin
Spec: uh... what spec do you want me to be?
Level: 5
Professions: None yet. Whaddya need?
Time Zone: PST (or PDT... whichever it is right now)
/Played time (total and at 60): This character: like... 2 hours. WoW in general: way too much - at level 60: uhm... I'll tell ya when I hit 60 on this toon
Class Gear (i.e Shadowcraft, Dreadmist, etc) x/8: 0/8 Lightforge
PVP Rank (current and max): none
Fire Resistance (unbuffed): 0
Nature Resistance (unbuffed): 0
Thorium Brotherhood Faction: Neutral... actually, they don't even know who I am
Argent Dawn Faction: see Thorium Brotherhood
First-aid 300 - Y/N: N
MC Attuned - Y/N: haha
BWL Attuned - Y/N: yeah, right
Onxyia Keyed - Y/N: er... that's the thing where the guy beats the tar outta all those dragonkin in Stormwind, right? I've watched that a bunch of times... don't you have to rescue that Windsor guy from BRD?
CT_RaidAssist Installed and current - Y/N: CTRA 1.51 and whatever the latest BossMod version is
Ventrillo Installed - Y/N: Yessir!
Decursive Installed - Y/N: nope... I guess a Paly needs this more than a Warrior, huh...
What times are you on (server time): Usually about 6:30-12 weekdays, weekends vary
How many hours a week do you play: This character: 0.5, WoW in general: 20-40, depending on work schedule
Raids attended with us: None... though I'll probably ask for help on Hogger soon. I've killed Goldtooth!
Reason for joining: Well I heard you don't have any level 5 alts and thought, "Hey! There's a niche I can fill, no problem!"
[s:f3fa85b027]Prior [/s:f3fa85b027] Current Guild(s): Agony
Reason for Leaving: uh... I'm not
Names of alternate characters we can reach you on for raid invites: Kommisar, on horde side.

[Serenity]

Do you have any experience creating linen bandages?

[Kommisar]

Do you have any experience creating linen bandages?
If I never see another linen bandage again, it will be too soon.

No doubt opening the dark portal for the expansion will require making 1.76 Million [Rough Sharpening Stone] and [Rough Weightstone]... :shock:

[Telar]

Contact me in game and we'll try to get you into the next Hogger raid.

[Kylia]

Any screenshots you can provide that show you griefing Dyermaker will greatly speed up your application process.

[Bonzo]

hey kommisar!! hopefully you'll have better luck than stanthecaddy did :D


P.S. Don't mind Kylia, he is a druid racist.

[Phegan]

Not killing my mage in Battlegrounds anymore will also help you get in.

[Kommisar]

I'm pretty sure Notkommi has never killed anyone in a battleground...









As for Kommisar... it's not me. Really. It's the sword. It's not evil, like you might think (I know, I know, the subtle dark glow makes everyone think "pure evil"). It's really very curious and friendly, and it likes meeting new people.

Unfortunately, since a sword can't talk or even use sign language, the only way for it to interact with things is... well... basically... give them a good whack. And since you aren't responding in the same way, it can't tell if you understood what it was trying to say... so... it hits you again. And again... and sometimes even a fourth time. But usually by then I've been nuked to pieces and fall over.

[Serenity]

So poetic. Makes so much sense now that you explain it.


/melt face