60 Pally Updated 9/17

[Majikk]

Name: Majikk
Class: Paladin
Spec: 13 holy, 5 protection, 33 retribution. Willing to respec.
Level: 60
Professions: Eng(Gnomish300) Ench225
Time Zone: EST im exactly 2hrs ahead of server time.
/Played time (total and at 60): 29days, 5hrs, 13 min
Class Gear: Lightforge 7/8 Only missing gloves, which i may never farm
PVP Rank: Private/max Private
Fire Resistance (unbuffed): 20
Thorium Brotherhood Faction: neutral
Argent Dawn Faction: Revered
First-aid 300 - Y/N: Y
MC Attuned - Y/N: Y
BWL Attuned - Y/N: Y
Onxyia Keyed - Y/N: Y
CT_Raid: No, took it out cause it caused problems, can use it though
Ventrillo: N, dont need yet :)
Decursive: N
What times are you on (server time): varying, 5am- 10:00pm
How many hours a week do you play: 10-20
Raids attended with us: n/a
Reason for joining: Really want to join a high-end guild. I heard rar was the shit! My current guild has no aspiration to further themselves. I want to see the end-game content. I have no experience in MC, BWL, etc. But i will follow directions to a T and I learn fast. Give me a chance and see.
Prior Guild(s): The Keep (Officer) still in!
Reason for Leaving: Havent!

[Haeze]

Did he just say we are shit ?

[Majikk]

"The shit" not shit...it was a good statement lol!

[Tristfall]

Wow, 60 paladin in 8 days played. I'm impressed.

[Majikk]

My bad, I listed time played at 60 roflol. Total time is 29 days, 5hrs, 13 min. That means i hit 60 in 21 days lol.

[Telar]

Who swears in an app?

[Bigshooter]

i would

shit .....

[Fatima]

Please finish your Onyxia key and update your application info per the new sticky. Once that is completed we will work on getting you into some raids.

[Nishea]

It was so very nice and honest/open of you to tell us about your plan to leave our guild Majikk..... As for us having "no aspiration to further themselves", well seeing as how I haven't even been able to get you off your ass to schedule any raids like I've been trying to get you to do, it's easy to see why we aren't yet doing MC. Lets be honest here. You just don't like the idea that we have some lower levels in our guild, and we don't use DKP. So if you like the hardass attitude of guilds like Rar so much, then here is a taste of it for you. Now you can go get your onyxia key on your own. Or find some other guild to help you do it. I'm fucking tired of helping people get to 60, learn to play their class, get them keyed for ony, ect, and then watching them just leave one day and say sorry, I'd rather go join a raiding guild and do MC now, instead of helping your guild get there.

Speaking of hardass attitude, here is another one I can think of. I'll put you on our blacklist. How's that? Is that badass enough for you?

[Telar]

Snap

[Mod]

can't touch this (x2)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
The-the-the-the drama hits me so hard makes me say oh my Lord
Thank you for blessing me with a mind to rhyme and two hyped feet Feels good when you know you're down
A super dope homeboy from Doomhammer
And I'm known as such
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
I told you homeboy can't touch this
Yeah that's how we're livin' and you know can't touch this
Look in my eyes man can't touch this
You know let me bust the funky lyrics
Fresh new kicks and pants
You got it like that now you know you wanna dance
So move out of your seat
And get a fly girl and catch this beat
While it's rollin' hold on pump a little bit
And let me know it's going on like that like that
Cold on a mission so follow back
Let 'em know that you're too much
And this is a beat uh u can't touch
Yo I told you u can't touch this
Why you standing there man can't touch this
Yo sound the bells school is in sucker can't touch this
Give me a song or rhythm
Making 'em sweat that's what I'm giving 'em
Now u know when you talk about the Hammer
You talk about a show that's hyped and tight
Singers are sweatin' so pass them a wipe
Or a tape to learn what it's gonna take
in the 90's to burn
The charts legit either work hard
Or you might as well quit
That's word because you know
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Drama time
Go with the flow it is said if you can't move to this
Then you probably are
So wave your hands in the air
Bust a few moves run your fingers through your hair
This is it for a winner
Dance to this and you're gonna get thinner
Move slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump
Bump bump bump yeah
Can't touch this
Look man u can't touch this
You'll probably get hyped boy 'cause you know you can't u can't touch
this
Ring the bell school's back in break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x2)
Stop Drama time
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) (x2)
(Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) can't touch this (x3)
(Oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh) break it down
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh) (x3)
Stop Drama time
Every time you see me that Hammer's just so hype
I'm dope on the floor and magic on the mic
Now why would I ever stop doing this
With others makin' records they just dont hit
I toured around the world from London to The Bay
It's Hammer go Hammer MC Hammer Yo Hammer
and the rest go and play
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh oh oh-oh-oh)
Can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Yeah u can't touch this
I told you u can't touch this (oh-oh oh-oh-oh)
Too hype can't touch this
Get me outta here u can't touch this
(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

[Kare]

My ass is nice and cushy, not hard.

[Asmo]

lol this is probbaly the funniest thing i have ever read

[Tristfall]

Hahahahah

[Nicosha]

Heh, wow

[Bigshooter]

OH SNAP

[Sosuke]

My ass is nice and cushy, not hard.
It is a cushy tushy.. I can atest to that <3

[Kernall]

Do you want rock hard abs, and a tight ass?

NO! I want flabby gut, and saggy man breasts!

[Fatima]

Wow owned in the butt....

[Sosuke]

It was so very nice and honest/open of you to tell us about your plan to leave our guild Majikk..... As for us having "no aspiration to further themselves", well seeing as how I haven't even been able to get you off your ass to schedule any raids like I've been trying to get you to do, it's easy to see why we aren't yet doing MC. Lets be honest here. You just don't like the idea that we have some lower levels in our guild, and we don't use DKP. So if you like the hardass attitude of guilds like Rar so much, then here is a taste of it for you. Now you can go get your onyxia key on your own. Or find some other guild to help you do it. I'm fucking tired of helping people get to 60, learn to play their class, get them keyed for ony, ect, and then watching them just leave one day and say sorry, I'd rather go join a raiding guild and do MC now, instead of helping your guild get there.

Speaking of hardass attitude, here is another one I can think of. I'll put you on our blacklist. How's that? Is that badass enough for you?

I think her and him are married IRL.. WoW..

[Xterminator]

I love lamp.

[Crygar]

I didnt know we had a hardass attitude...I thought we were all elitest assholes?

[Crygar]

One other thing, I like Nishea's attitude...can we recruit her?

[Mod]

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got u,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What u gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’m a make, make, make, make you scream
Make u scream, make you scream.
Cos of my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps. (Check it out)

I met a girl down at the disco.
She said hey, hey, hey yea let’s go.
I could be your baby, you can be my honey
Lets spend time not money.
I mix your milk wit my cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix your milk with my cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.

They say I’m really sexy,
The boys they wanna sex me.
They always standing next to me,
Always dancing next to me,
Tryin’ a feel my hump, hump.
Lookin’ at my lump, lump.
U can look but you can’t touch it,
If u touch it I’ma start some drama,
You don’t want no drama,
No, no drama, no, no, no, no drama
So don’t pull on my hand boy,
You ain’t my man, boy,
I’m just tryn’a dance boy,
And move my hump.

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.
My lovely lady lumps [x3]
In the back and in the front.
My lovin’ got u,
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon’ do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I’ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon’ do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I’ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin all your money on me and spendin’ time on me
She’s got me spendin’.
Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

[Fenblade]

[glow=red:6c82cbde5e]BURNED[/glow:6c82cbde5e] XD

[Majikk]

lol, ok, if thats how it has to be Nish. So be it. Its true, I do like the ideals and tactics of RAR, Entrada, Scorned, etc. And I do want in one of the raiding guilds. Is that a crime? Last i checked i payed to play this game...and its a game.

[Magina]

App to Rar: Fri Sep 02, 2005 4:33 pm
App to Entrada: Posted on Aug 30/05, 6:46PM

[Zekintha]

He just compared us to Entrada..... Bad move applicant boy.....