maxom
01-03-2008, 02:11 PM
Birds that decide to shit on my chest as I get out of my car...
I drive down to the train since it's 10 degrees outside. I get out of my car and all of a sudden I see something flying at my face. I realize that whatever it was missed me...or so I thought. I look down and there it is...I have a nice big oval shaped bird shit on my chest. This bird was very well fed.
After reenacting the scene from A Christmas Story where Ralphie is beating up the Ginger Kid/Bully while cursing up a storm in front of his mother, I run to the back of my car where I keep some paper towls. Luckily I also find a 1/2 full bottle of water that must have been back there for at least 2 months.
Let me remind you that it's 10 degrees outside and I'm now washing bird shit off my chest with paper towels, bare handed since I didn't want to get my gloves wet. This morning fucking sucked.
I drive down to the train since it's 10 degrees outside. I get out of my car and all of a sudden I see something flying at my face. I realize that whatever it was missed me...or so I thought. I look down and there it is...I have a nice big oval shaped bird shit on my chest. This bird was very well fed.
After reenacting the scene from A Christmas Story where Ralphie is beating up the Ginger Kid/Bully while cursing up a storm in front of his mother, I run to the back of my car where I keep some paper towls. Luckily I also find a 1/2 full bottle of water that must have been back there for at least 2 months.
Let me remind you that it's 10 degrees outside and I'm now washing bird shit off my chest with paper towels, bare handed since I didn't want to get my gloves wet. This morning fucking sucked.